"Alex, where have you been all this time???" I shout at him.
"Duh, like right here, you idiot. Right where you unceremoniously planted me and then forgot about me. The weeds have almost eaten me alive, but do you care? NO!" Alexander said to me.
|Poor abandoned Alexander!|
He seemed a bit miffed to me. But then you would be too, if someone you thought loved you put you in this forgotten place and then left you to fend for yourself. Goodness, no wonder he's pissed!
I must make it up to him. I'll transplant him once the weather cools. He'll have a nice, prominent spot in the yellow bed in the back yard, where he should have stayed in the first place. That was where his relations lived and they're all very happy and thriving there.
There was something rather odd about Alexander's relations, though. I'll tell about this oddity next time.
|Hiding behind the purple loosestrife|